Monday, June 20, 2005

I Can Hear You Getting Diabetes

I just saw a coupon for a jar of peanut butter that has the jelly already mixed in. If we're to the point that it's too taxing for us to open too separate jars, if we're winded by having to lift the knife not once but twice! before we spread it on the bread, then I'm thinking that perhaps our limited energy stores are better spent by picking up that jar of JIF and slamming it violently on the crowns of our heads.

For real.

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