Wednesday, June 22, 2005

We Know What Badges He Didn't Earn

So they found that Boy Scout who disappeared in the woods in Utah. Is it just me, or is he the worst advertisement for Boy Scouts ever? They don't have some kind of mandatory "Compass Reading" badge or a "Don't Wander in the Woods Alone" patch? He didn't have food, didn't have water--you aren't prepared for shit, Josh. You'd think he could've made a trail out of that popcorn the Scouts are always selling.

He apparently hid from the search party two days ago; he thought if he talked to them he'd get in trouble. Don't talk to adults or you'll be punished? Is he a member of Troop Neverland Ranch?

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