Tuesday, July 26, 2005

McSweeney's Lite

Two Things That Rod Stewart and Bruce Springsteen Could Say to Their Significant Others and Get Away With and One That I Could Not.
1) The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age.
2) You ain't a beauty but, hey, you're all right.
3) It's really shitty that you're going to Jamaica without me and I hope the women you're going with get amoebic dysentery.

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