Monday, August 01, 2005

The More You Know...

OK, our HR department sends a 'health and wellness' newsletter with every paycheck, hoping I guess that you'll take the advice so that you can work here until you're well into your 90s. Below please find a verbatim listing of travel tips offered "For a Bon Voyage!":

1) Stop for shots.
2) Stow the right stuff.
3) Keep legs limber.
4) Be good to your body.
5) Regulate your re-entry.

Shots? Flexibility? Re-freakin' entry? Either my next business trip is to the Hedonism resort or we're hosting a Pi Beta Phi mixer.

If the latter occurs, we'll need shots of both varieties: alcoholic and antibacterial. Remember, there's no "i" in "team", but there is in "Hepatitis".

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