Monday, July 24, 2006

Although Japan's Totally Cool With Its Wang

Sometimes I don't understand soccer...

This is from FoxSports.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Say My Name Three Times Like Candyman

Oh yes, what better way to announce the resurrection of this blog but with some 2Pac lyrics? Stay tuned, my 4 loyal readers. "The Typing" is coming back. Why? Because I just looked at my sitemeter for the first time since the good old days, like when Star Jones was still part of The View, and realized that the #1 search that lead people to this site is "200 Pound Tumor" followed by "Sex With Trees Syndrome" and an query entitled "How can I recreate a hymen?" I do wish my grandmother would stay off the internet...