Monday, October 16, 2006

I Think Twat Plays for the Rams



I received the official NFL Shop Holiday catalog in the mail today, featuring an expanded line of women's merchandise. Sure Reggie's a stellar running back and a swell person but I can't see many women interested in wearing the word 'Bush' across their backs. I guess a jersey is more tasteful than a thong but for the love of God, I don't ever want to see the man who purchases the boxer shorts that say "Packers" on the ass.

Confidential to The Guy Who Lives Beside Me Whose Name Is Potentially Brian or Brett or Felix: Parking your car is not a game of Connect Four. You do not get a reward for doing anything diagonally. The next time your Passat is passartially in my space, you're getting a "So Gay I Can't Even Park Straight" sticker slapped on your bumper. And I'm putting one on your car too. You're really pissating me off.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Show me your Vick.
I'll show your my Bush.

David from Memphis

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