Friday, November 03, 2006

I Ain't Got No Future Or Family Tree

Singing loudly is a good way to stay awake on long drives.
It is not a good way to stay awake during meetings.
Or maybe Sales & Marketing just doesn't like the Spin Doctors.
I knew I should've gone with "Runaway Train" instead.

If you live in Greenville, SC, come out to the LaffTrax comedy club this weekend. I believe it is conveniently located close to an interstate exit ramp. Perhaps while I'm there, one of the fine residents of G-Vegas will be able to tell me what the hell a Paladin is. I think they're those nimble, sparkly creatures that followed Rainbow Brite around.

If I owned a comedy club, it would be called Mr. Chucklepants. Or Old People Falling Down On Ice because there's nothing funnier than a broken hip. Or J. Crew. I'll be doing shows tonight and tomorrow night...and if you treat me right, you may get a spin in my Murano.

God, that sounds dirty.

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