Tuesday, November 07, 2006

She's a Maneater, Which Is Why She Kept In Cage and Will Be Execute

Borat Borat Borat

Gypsy, I see you clap hands rhythmically to sound of pop song "Your Kiss is On My List".

But really where has John Oates been lately? Perhaps...Kazakhstan? Or perhaps bagging groceries at a Food Lion somewhere and hoping the customer doesn't notice the way he gently taps her Lean Cuisines against the conveyer belt in time to the chorus as "Private Eyes" (tap...they're watching you...tap tap...Private Eyeeeees) plays over the store's loudspeaker.

Would you like paper, plastic, or the sounds of me revisiting every bad decision I've ever made?


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