Thursday, February 01, 2007

Welcome to Lilith Fair '07

I sauteed some scallops for dinner last night and now my entire house smells like lesbians.

If anyone knows how this situation can be remedied, please e me.

3 comments:

Nate said...

Have a bunch of gay men over. It'll smell like Skyy vodka and Dolce & Gabbana cologne in no time.

Not sure that's better, but...

Dave O'Gara said...

Burn some of that new "Cock and Balls" potpourri.

Parker & Co said...

Have a bunch of Vegan lesbians over then it'll smell of salty nuts and soy!