Monday, October 22, 2007

Sox + Series = Awesometime

You all know that by now. And I can't wait. The flights are booked, hotels reserved... now I just need tickets. Thank you, Colorado Rockies, for making me waste two hours of my morning trying to purchase tickets from your site before announcing that it was broken. I can't get that time back, Centennial State, and that is valuable time I could've used how far the Swiffer WetJet will spray and whether or not I can fire it over the ottoman.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who sent me pleasant emails and called to tell me that they were pulling for the Sox. And also thanks to that guy who keeps writing "BOSTON SUCKS" in the dust on my car for not doing that today.

Perhaps the best voicemail came from my sister Runtie, whose message was "Hey, I saw where your little Sox won. I'm sure you had quite the party with your stuffed dinosaur."

It's funny because it's true. And by "funny", I mean "sad".

And because you were all curious what my living room looks like, this was the scene when Curt Schilling was pitching on Saturday night and no, I don't think it's creepy at all.


Hot Librarian said...

Watched the game last night. THought of you the whole time. We miss you ,please come visit.

-the hl

Edward C said...

So how's a comedienne afford a TV like that, anyway? You got a sitcom that you haven't told anyone about?

Vanilla said...

I wasted an entire day yesterday trying to figure out what was going on with the Rockies tickets and I plan on wasting another day today trying to get tickets again.

CLARE. said...

I covet your life-size Schilling and enormous TV. I must have one of each for my very own posthaste!