Thursday, November 22, 2007


Just woke up from the turkey coma long enough to say hello to my reader(s). I hope all of you have had a lovely holiday and that none of you are trampled at Wal-Mart at 4 a.m. tomorrow by a woman desparate to purchase eighteen sweaters, The Transporter on DVD, two end tables, and a head of cattle for the low, low price of $1.43.

My day included a 5 mile race, a trophy, and a very impressed crowd at IHOP when I walked in with said trophy.
Since I ran this morning, I felt justified to follow the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity with several helpings of turkey. I like to refer to my dinner as "The Heather Mills Special" since it had two thighs and one leg.

Oh yeah. That just happened.

Happy Thanksgiving.


Vanilla said...

Happy belated Thanksgiving, I hope you had a great day. Congrats on the Trophy.

Topher said...

I would have commented early on your victory, but I had a bit of an accident while reading your post. Let's just say the laughing and my bladder didn't agree.

That's cool that you were able to find an IHOP in Bangladesh. I love the way that Bengalis say Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

CLARE. said...

Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + copious amounts of turkey = mega-flatulence.

I'm just saying.

Mike G said...

Does that 'J' in 'J-Money' stand for Jesus? Just curious...
It could happen!

Texas Gal said...

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO! You're a winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Or, turkey dinner in this case.

J-Money said...

Thanks, everyone, for your notes. Yes, Clare, the RTF&F proved that the "I" in "IHOP" stands for "intestinaldistress"

Mike, the J is silent.

And thanks to V, T, & TG for the congrats and the, um, knowledge that I made at least one of you pee.

Jes said...

The Heather Mills Special. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAAAA!!! Awesome.