Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thursgiving

Just woke up from the turkey coma long enough to say hello to my reader(s). I hope all of you have had a lovely holiday and that none of you are trampled at Wal-Mart at 4 a.m. tomorrow by a woman desparate to purchase eighteen sweaters, The Transporter on DVD, two end tables, and a head of cattle for the low, low price of $1.43.

My day included a 5 mile race, a trophy, and a very impressed crowd at IHOP when I walked in with said trophy.
Since I ran this morning, I felt justified to follow the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity with several helpings of turkey. I like to refer to my dinner as "The Heather Mills Special" since it had two thighs and one leg.

Oh yeah. That just happened.

Happy Thanksgiving.

7 comments:

Vanilla said...

Happy belated Thanksgiving, I hope you had a great day. Congrats on the Trophy.

Topher said...

I would have commented early on your victory, but I had a bit of an accident while reading your post. Let's just say the laughing and my bladder didn't agree.

That's cool that you were able to find an IHOP in Bangladesh. I love the way that Bengalis say Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

CLARE. said...

Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + copious amounts of turkey = mega-flatulence.

I'm just saying.

Mike G said...

Does that 'J' in 'J-Money' stand for Jesus? Just curious...
It could happen!

Texas Gal said...

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO! You're a winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Or, turkey dinner in this case.

J-Money said...

Thanks, everyone, for your notes. Yes, Clare, the RTF&F proved that the "I" in "IHOP" stands for "intestinaldistress"

Mike, the J is silent.

And thanks to V, T, & TG for the congrats and the, um, knowledge that I made at least one of you pee.

Jes said...

The Heather Mills Special. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAAAA!!! Awesome.