Thursday, January 24, 2008

Dr. Phil Haiku #3

On today's episode...

He read her journal.
Learned that she cheated. Next time
She won't write it down.

As much as I love the 5-7-5 poetry jam, my enthusiasm for this series has dimmed, since it requires me to actually watch Dr. Phil.

I considered Dog Whisperer haiku, but most of them looked like:

Out of control Pug
Bark! Chew! Bark! Cesar says Shhhh!
Bark! Shhhh! Bark! Shhhh! Shhhhh!

I need to get out of the house.

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