Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Dr. Phil Haiku #22

On today's episode*...

The Dr. Phil House:
It's like Melrose Place but with
Uglier couples

"What do you give eachother?" Phil asks Stephanie.
Probably herpes.

One pair is getting
A brain scan. Beats the shit out
Of a fondue set.

*'The Dr. Phil House' is a recurring gimmick. It's been haiku-ed before.

2 comments:

Texas Gal said...

I don't know - a fondue set sounds pretty sweet.

J-Money said...

I would probably get more use out of the bran scan.

If we were talking chocolate fountains though...