Sunday, February 03, 2008

"This Is NOT Idol, People"

I spent all day yesterday standing in line, moving to holding rooms, moving to smaller holding rooms, and sitting on various upholstered chairs while waiting for my chance to audition for America's Got Talent. A full report is coming...until then, feel free to guess my talent in the comments.

Also, from the McSweeney's Cover Band:

Other Things America's Got Besides Talent
An ill-advised combover
A drinking problem
The empty case to a Bel Biv Devoe CD
A subscription to Redbook
A spare room where you can crash for a couple of days
An estranged brother
A coupon for Oreos Cakesters
A knockoff Tiffany lamp
Crabs

5 comments:

Nate said...

Something involving ping-pong balls, I'd imagine. Actually, I wouldn't.

In other news, send me your address. I have prizes for you.

Anonymous said...

just saw hugh laurie on the superbowl pregame show...

hairyweisenheimmer said...

um, juggling 2 lbs of lime jello, an iguana and a partially housebroken boxer puppy?

Hot Librarian said...

Damn. hairyweisenheimmer stole my guess.

I'll go with Blanche Deveraux impersonating instead. Or even all the Golden Girls? Or are you The Rapping Granny II?

OH GOD PLEASE POST AND SPARE ME THIS AGONY OF NOT KNOWING.

Thanks.

the boy who likes to... said...

Thinking of better flavours for Dr Pepper then the Chocolate Cherry one from the future post?