Sunday, February 24, 2008

Workout Summary #2

Time Spent Running: 2 hours, 34 minutes, 50 seconds
Miles Run: 20.01
Pace Per Mile: 7:44
Songs That Kept Me Pumped-ish (With Clicky Links to Download Them):

"The Plot"-White Rabbits
"You Are The One"- Shiny Toy Guns
"Far Behind"- Social Distortion
"Young Turks"- Rod Stewart
Songs That Did Not: "The Funeral"- Band of Horses
But Did It Make You Want To Ride in a Ford Edge?: Yes, while staring at skyscrapers until my asshat friends left me in the car
You Can't Be Serious About the Rod Stewart Song: Oh, but I am.
Most Frequent Pain-Distracting Fantasy Object, Miles 1-16: Jason Statham
And Miles 16-20?: Jason Voorhees
Snickers Bars Consumed: 2
Ounces of Pedialyte: 16. It's better than Gatorade. And by "better" I mean "cheaper".
Advertising Slogans Written: 1- "Pedialyte- Not just for hangovers. Or babies. But mostly hangovers."
Catchy. Haven't You Been Fired from an Advertising Job?: Yes
Is that the One Where They Fired You While You Were Sitting on the Toilet?: No, that was a different firing
Wow. You're Not Very Good at Life, Are You?: No


AP said...

I'll have to remember the Pedialyte thing for my next hangover ;)

and nice job on the 20mi run!

survivingmyself said...

I hate that commercial.

SA said...

Mental note: Pedialyte is good for hangovers.

J-Money said...

AP & SA: Oh yeah. A Pedialyte (or the Target brand "Electrolyte Product") and an Excedrin will get you well on your way to feeling good enough to start drinking again. Seriously.

Surviving: I actually like the commercial. I do. But the problem? I liked the song first and can't enjoy the "Band of Fords" connotation as much.

Felicia said...

Oooh, I love Shiny Toy Guns! You've been meme'd!

brookem said...

hi there, new here- found you through lisa. awesome workout!

RazZDoodle said...

holy crap that's the funniest thing I've read in a very long time.

You're from Slappytown, USA? I went to Slappytown North H.S.! Class of '90. GO BANANA SLUGS!

Virginia said...

You got fired while you were sitting on a toilet?? Did I miss that story?

P.O.M. said...

Hi. Just found u thru Vanilla and some others.

I need to add to your hangover cures... for me it's exedrin, dr pepper (I NEVER drink soda otherwise) and a big fat Corn Dog with fries.

Kayleigh said...

oh wow....just when i thought i could be proud of running 2.5 miles at a time, you go and post this. haha, just kiddin' (but not about me) congrats on the killer run. and for being able to consumer (2) snickers bars without throwing up, or smearing chocolate all over your face. and jason statham is one of my favorite men on this planet and everytime i see his visage i run the risk of driving off the road, running into a wall, or drooling onto the front of my tee-shirt. no doubt.

Meghan said...

McD's is also great for hangovers....and I'm intrigued about this story of the canning. Pun intended.

Maxie said...

I will have to try this pedialyte :-)

J-Money said...

Felicia: They're pretty flippin' sweet.

Brookem: Thanks! Hope you'll come back. I like watermelon.

Razz: East Slappytown, represent!

Virginia: No, and since I'm still looking for a job, I have plenty of time to write it.

p.o.m.:Corn Dogs cure everything. I could lose my foot in a thresher and a corn dog would make me forget all about it.

Kayleigh: Yet another reason we would hang out ALL THE TIME.

Meghan: Oh yes. The Sausage Biscuit with a side of Shame. Always a favorite.

Maxie: Here's where I wish I sounded like the Men's Wearhouse guy when I said "I guarantee it."

zandria said...

Wow! That's a lot of running. I'm mucho impressed. :)