Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Dreadlocked

I swore I never would.
But last night I did.
I voted.
Damn you, Jason Castro with your guitar and blue eyes and perma-stoner expression.
Damn you for making me drink love's bong water.

I sincerely hope my single texted vote helps him beat Kristy Lee Cook, because she is like a Wal-Mart brought to life.

30 comments:

Ashley said...

god i hope so too. she is terrible and sort of looks and sounds like a horse.

surviving myself said...

if she's like Wal-Mart brought to life, doesn't that mean that she has everything you could possibly want while also being extremely cheap?

sounds like a good woman to me.

Allie said...

I TOTALLY AGREE!!

I too voted for Jason last night for the very first time. I always DVR it so voting is normally closed by the time I'm done but last night I was adamant about getting Miss Cook OUT! She is BY FAR the worst and should have been kicked off 3 weeks back.

surviving myself - you are SOO funny!

ashley said...

I just want her to go away and quick.

Deutlich said...

haha.. I still haven't paid much attention to this season

Jess said...

Hey, there is a first time for everything. Plus, he really is super cute!

Mini said...

Jason looks like John Travolta.

Are You Willing to Change? said...

I've never voted! Cool though!

dmb5_libra said...

ARGGGG. Kristy Lee Cook, why is even on there??!

mindy said...

Jesus, is no one else here upset that FOX is now using LOL speak or whatever the kids these days are calling it??

Also, I hate Idol, but I vote about a million times a week when So You Think You Can Dance is on. (Why didn't they come up with a shorter name for that show?)

Jack said...

You have an iPhone?!

d said...

mindy and jack beat me to it; you have an iphone? & LOL thx 4 voting OMG!

question: how many american idols do we need? do we need one per year? is that the sustainable level of idols in america today?

SA said...

I've come to grips that I'm in love with the dreadlocked one, but I refuse to vote. Sometimes you have to stick to your principles.

Mindy-I think it's very weird Fox is using text speech. How much you wanna bet that 10 30-something males spent an entire day writing that? It sounds like someone trying to be too "hip." Do the kids still say hip?

Mickey said...

Wow. Spot-on with the Wal-Mart analogy.

And I'm with Mini: Dude looks like Travolta, especially with those "Battleship Earth" dreads.

If I could travel back to 1955, I would make sure Biff Tannen hooks up with my mom at the Under the Sea dance so maybe Lee Greenwood would never write that damn song. Even if it would make the future dark and dangerous.

Megan said...

Oh man, I want to cut Kristy Lee Cook so bad. "Most Talented Season Ever," my ass! But I have loved Jason C. for awhile...even though I am ambivalent about his choice of hairstyle, at least we can agree that it's better than either Amanda O.'s (Michigan football helmet) or Robbie C.'s (was that a wig sewn into his Rock of Love bandanas?).

Mike said...

Oh shoot, the window's open...oh, and there goes my respect for you.
Renig. I love you.

Katelin said...

i'm not a big idol fan anymore and have never voted, but i bet one day i'll change my mind.

poodlegoose said...

I haven't kept up this season... or really any season since the first one. Doing something like that, though, reminds me of my middle school days when I used to call into the radio station to win Hanson tickets. I swore I'd win every time. But I never did :(

And Dr. Phil's eyes are kinda creepy... ;)

J-Money said...

I HATE being away from the computer all day! Stupid job...

ashley: She probably knows her way around a saddle too. I don't even know what that means.

surviving: Holy. Crap. I love you.

allie: Castronation, represent!

ashley: Ain't that the damn truth.

deutlich And you're better for it. Trust me...

jess: Isn't he? I want him to sing, like, Jackson Browne songs in my kitchen all day.

mini: You take that back. You take it back right now.

are you willing: Oh but you will... [rubs hands together]

dmb: It's the question I ask myself most often. That, and 'why are you so alone?'

mindy: Good call... they don't need to be dropping the "U"'s and "4"'s and that shiiit.

jack: Yes. I bought it from my hairdresser.

d: I think there always has to be a backup Idol in case one of them is torn apart by teenage girls and/or wild dogs

sa: You are so much stronger than I am. I salute you.

mickey: Can I just point out how much I like you?

megan: Fun J-Money Fact: Robbie C's uncle was my 8th grade science teacher.

mike: Aww... [looks down, turns red, kicks pebbles with shoe]

katelin: Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in. And made me text my vote to 5702.

poodlegoose: Bet you could get Hanson tickets now...

Dawn said...

Bottom 3, what the fuck? I'm voting next week.

Felicia said...

Fuck that America-loving bitch. She is past her prime and needs to book her one-way ticket to bad fashion hell. Jason is such a stoner, and I love that about him. But that's the only thing I love about him.

Julie_Gong said...

1. I can't believe she pulled the USA card. If she doesn't go home next week someone will get punched in the face.

2. I just read a lot of your past posts and laughed my ass off. Really. Its on the ground next to my desk. Thank you for that. I really needed it!

Mickey said...

Yes you may. I can wait.

Mini said...

No way! I'm old enough to remember "Welcome Back, Kotter," (sadly) and - that stoner look you're so fond of? - Vinnie Barbarino.

Birdwatching From Mars said...

While I am far too cool to vote for American Idol (I think I may have watched it like 4 times since it aired), I DID vote for contestants on Rockstar: Supernova.

wait, that's worse, isn't it?

nancypearlwannabe said...

What? Fox can't even be bothered to spell out whole words in their standard reply text messages? Shameful.

Lizzie M said...

Yep, I have been hoping for a few weeks now that she would go home.

Unfortunately the judges were right, she is freaking SMART by picking that song--she knows exactly where her votes are coming from.

brandy said...

Ahhh I always wanted to vote for American Idol. Sadly, I don't think I can since I live in Canada. And I would rather eat a pot full of uncooked spaghetti than vote for a Canadian contestant.

Hollywood Sucker said...

wow. i have never called and voted for any of those idol-type shows. i've always wondered what it's like, though.

tell me, is it thrilling?

Playful Professional said...

Now let's just get rid of the dreads so we can see the eyes.