Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Spoilers!

It Has Emphysema
Clicky for a big 'un.
I couldn't be less surprised to learn that three generations of Wonkas were offed by diabetes.

Thank you, Wikipedia, for allowing me to cram my head with enough worthless tidbits to ensure that my own obit will include the phrase "skull explosion". In lieu of my photo, there will be a tasteful black and white illustration of Adam Bomb from the first series of Garbage Pail Kids.

Sigh. I need another hobby, one that doesn't include a "Search" button. Or chronological lists of notable deaths.

9 comments:

Ben said...

Yesterday I spent an embarrassing amount of time reading up on individual G.I. Joe cartoon characters. You know, because just reading the article for the show wasn't specific enough.

Curse you, Wikipedia.

Katelin said...

wikipedia definitely gives me access to too much worthless knowledge.

aarontodd said...

Everything that I know is worthless knowledge... that is why I have not life, no job prospects... not even a thought of a career... and I suppose no friends... but... what I really wanted to point out was that you did have a hobby... remember when you used to watch dr. phil and write Haiku's?... yeah... those were good times... now I have no idea what happens on that show anymore... I sit around and evade my responsibilities, by reading blogs of people I don't even know... that is my hobby...

daisy1771 said...

I'm not typically the optimist, by any means, BUT: if you were to go on a game show or something where tons of worthless knowledge is required, then you may not necessarily hate that you currently have no life, no job, no friends, or whatever...because you'll have TONS of money. Too bad we could have tons of J-Money...like enough of her to go around. I'd love to see J-Money in Houston!!!

daisy1771 said...

& just for typing so fast my fingers couldn't catch up w/me...I meant:

Too bad we COULDN'T have tons of J-Money...like enough of her to go around.

aarontodd said...

Yeah... how about a J-Money Comedy tour... coast to coast...

Yoritomo said...

Since being marathon fit and writing an awesome blog aren't enough for you, i suggest crossfit!

Or going on a date with me.

Alice said...

That was wonderfully ironic and yet I now feel the need to go out for a cig.

Mickey said...

Thank you for the GPK flashback. That folder I carried around in third grade despite the school ban on anything GPK is still my greatest act of rebellion. So sad.