Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Even Babar?

Everyone can just stop Twittering now because this is the greatest update in history, forever and ever, amen.


24 comments:

Mickey said...

Damnit! Now I can never look at an elephant the same again.

But now I'm wondering: Is an elephant's ball-sack smooth and shiny, unlike the rest of it? Or should we stop talking about elephant genitalia now?

Ben said...

And everyone is so busy trying to figure out the value of Twitter...

chia said...

Instantly want to shave an elephant. brb.

Robbie said...

I know I would of spent about 8-16 hours trying to think of a witty reply to that tweet

Random Esquire said...

How perceptive. Most people don't notice the seam down a middle of an elephant.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

I knew I could never win the witty twitter competition :(

The Modern Gal said...

Something tells me an explaination would totally ruin it too.

Maxie said...

hahahaha I <3 it.

Alexandreena said...

Ruined elephant-watching for me forever.

Alexa said...

babar for sure doesn't look like balls!!!!

Joy @ Big Time Fancy said...

I had never made that connection before and NOW IT IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.

yoritomo said...

That's odd. For me the comment just made your sister AND elephant watching awesome. Forever.

aarontodd said...

I don't know about Elephant ball sacks... but I do know that Rhinoceroses have no scrotum... I heard this very important fact... and had to research to verify it... it is true... more importantly I learned medical terms like "scrotoplasty" and "scrotal exploration"... how would you like to be a "scrotal" explorer... "scrotal" is a real adjective... it can be one of the most useful of all adjectives... "how was your day?"

"well to tell you the truth, I'm having a very scrotal day"

"oh, well that's too bad."

Good luck and have fun with your new words.
...
well here it is... I've been googling while typing this comment... and the answer you have all been waiting for.... What does an elephants ball bag look like?...


"Their penis is retractable, there is no scrotum and the testicles are housed internally. Males duel each other with the winner claiming steed rights for the whole herd."


That there is more information than you will ever need to know about an elephant... don't you feel smarter... feel free to use this info to impress your friends and coworkers at parties and the office.

Katelin said...

haha that is pretty awesome.

classy & fabulous said...

hahahhahah thats hilarious! :)

urbanvox said...

huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua!!!!

JustinS said...

I've always, um, heard that shaving down there makes things look bigger... This must be why elephants seem so huge.

yoritomo said...

You sir, you are a winner.

anabellster said...

that has totally brightened up my sucky day!!!

thank you!

jenna said...

elephants are peoplle too and whatever and u should think about that some time and volunteer for the world. and babies.

Butter Chicken said...

I'm with Jenna on this one. And babies.

nat said...

Ha ha, that is seriously the best thing I have ever read. Man people are funny.

moxie said...

Awww. I love elephants. I've always wanted a miniature one, like a pot-bellied pig only it's an elephant. It'd leave pailfuls of shit around but think how cute it'd be blowing its little trunk!

Jenna's funny.

whatmenthink said...

HAHA poor elephants. They will never forget that insult.