Summer cold who?
Summer cold's going to knock you on your ass, make you crave Campbell's Chicken & Stars soup while alternately shivering, sweating, and watching 976-EVIL parts 1 and 2. You'll stay in bed for two consecutive days, which is not as sexy as it sounds, considering that you won't change out of the pair of Christmas-themed pajama pants you've covered with Pop Tart crumbs and Visine stains. You'll feel like you've been encased in carbonite and left for dead, trapped beneath your unseasonably warm, unseasonably tacky Anthropologie comforter, strung out on Sudafed and considering the purchase of an Ab Coaster. And you'll also be TOO WEAK TO BLOG.
So yeah. This week has been misery. My regular schedule of irregular posting will return tomorrow. I've missed you all.
Thursday, August 21, 2008