Monday, August 04, 2008

Playing the Field

Just when you thought I couldn't throw more words onto the internet, something like this comes along to surprise you like a human hair intricately woven between the crispy chicken bits of your McDonald's SnackWrap...

I am privileged enough to be one of the women writing for Playing the Field, a new site that combines the awesomeness of fifteen XX-ers who know their shit about sports and aren't afraid to bash out 1,500 words to prove it. My first post is up today, in which I've revealed the blog of Saints (née Giants) Tight End/Unhinged Beast/American Hero Jeremy Shockey.

Sunday July 27, 2008
Need to Shockify my new crib so I went to Home Depot to buy some paint. I told the Numbnuts wearing the orange vest that I wanted my walls to look like they'd been basted with the blood of the innocent. He threatened to call store security. Oh boo hoo, you fucking baby. On my way out, I set the garden department on fire.
Posted by Shockey69 at 12:52 P.M.
Clicky for more. And yeah, I've just written a blog post about a blog post that parodies a blog post. Hello, meta.


The Clandestine Samurai said...

Good luck with that.

rs27 said...

I can't wait to create my own site with only guys writing for it.

Oh, that's every blog.


Jess said...

Love the other blog!

Shelley said...

I "know" Sooze from Playing the Field. Twins blogger, yay!

Good luck with the new blog.

OI said...

Ahh... J-Money. I can't get enough!

theloosemoose said...

Awesome stuff - I am not even a sports fan,and so am likely missing some references, but even still I'm laughing my ass off.

Phil said...

I don't understand most sports. But I am waaay stoked about the Olympics this year.

Mistress Christina said...

Even though I know the post was a parody, I honestly can't imagine that Shockey would write anything different.

As a side note, have you eaten one of those bacon cheeseburger things, or is that speculation about the diarrhea?

Tassie Rosamond said...

I don't know much about sports or who this particular player is, but I thought your blog of a blog was funny!

Tracer Bullet said...

You've captured the oeuvre of Shockey incredibly well . . . he tapped that ass, didn't he? No matter. I've been lurking for about a week and I have to say, I have no idea what the hell I've stumbled onto here. I'm both excited and terrified.

Jenn N Butter said...

Ok first off I loved the blog parody, it was hilarity!

Second I totally went all stalker and read your whole blog. Yes every single word was digested over the course of the weekend. I even watched the video's and laughed my ass off. You should definitely get more videos, cause that was funny shit.


J-Money said...

clandestine samurai: Thanks! It should be fun. It's already encouraging me to use exclamation points!

rs27: Sometimes I like you a whole lot.

jess: Sweet! Check it early and often.

shelley: Sooze is liberally draped in awesomecloth.

oi: Just wait. Eventually you will tire of J-Money and will bury me in the back of the guest closet, behind the empty suitcases and winter coats.

theloosemoose: Yes, everyone can enjoy Jeremy Shockey.

phil: Are there Olympics this year? Jesus, I wish NBC would remind me about things like that.

mistress christina: Yes.

tassie rosamond: Again, Jeremy Shockey appeals to everyone! Much like a George Foreman grill.

tracer bullet: I feel that way every morning when I first pry my eyes open. Thanks for the note...please stick around.

jenn n butter: The whole thing? Holy. Crap. Remind me to send you, like, some kind of merit badge or migraine medication or something.

WontonSushi said...

I may not be the biggest fan, but I wish you all the best of luck!

Alice said...

Mwah. Loved it.

Tuffy said...

Hello, meta; hello, PETA?