Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Veep Veep

I try to limit my political statements to 140 characters. It's safer that way.

Live-twitting of the Republican National Convention can be found here
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Archived Twits* from the Republican National Convention: Night Two, Night One.

* Yes, I realize that "archived twits" may also be a fine term for the entire two-night shebang.

25 comments:

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

You know, many national newspaper editors would give their left testicle for such succinct political sentiment.

Random Esquire said...

Perfect.

Dexter Colt said...

"What's the difference between a hockey mom & a pit bull? Michael Vick wouldn't have gone to prison for fighting hockey moms."

That was your winning twit.

Lainey said...

This is brilliant! Can I steal, umm, I mean borrow it and attribute it to you every chance I get?

PS: My dad bought me one of those drills. True story!

bodelou said...

LOL is such a terribly overused gimmick in online lingo. but seriously, i just did it. not once but twice.

Sarah said...

amazing. i couldn't have said it better!

Kristina said...

I bet Biden is wishing he could use that line. Perfection.

dmb5_libra said...

Best twitter ever

Herding Cats said...

Made my day...awesome.

Heinous said...

Awesome. That about sums it up.

Jess said...

That definitely sums it up!

amindinmotown said...

I read your Twitter updates last night and loved them! Totally just shared them with the Mooresville newspaper office and everyone was laughing ... except the one Republican. Eh, can't win 'em all.

Constructive Attitude said...

lol.not only is it safer, but it also gets straight to the point.

~Cardboard Sea~ said...

My sentiments exactly.

thecusp said...

Unbelievably funny stuff! Perfect! Helping me get out of that astoundingly deep depression that set in when it all hit me she's actually an American citizen. Very good stuff!

emily said...

Tahahaha! So. True.

Slick said...

Black and Decker took advantage of American's gullability (sp?), why not McCain?? ;)

Is that even a word? I'm too lazy to look it up.

Two Left Feet said...

i might have just peed a little.

just a little.

ML said...

i couldn't agree with you more. also, you're much funnier than all my other twitter friends. i may have to start following you.

ML said...

...and by "following", it sure sounds like i mean "stalking" so ...whatever you'd like.

Christy said...

A blog friend of mine sent me this post via her Google reader--totally funny! I posted about something similar today, kinda, sorta (I'm not typically a political blogger.)

Anyway, I'm glad she introduced me to your site--your writing is brilliant & funny. I love it!

BTW--I read your last post where you mentioned your hip bothering you...I KNOW! I'm 36 and I feel like I'm starting to sound like a great grandma w/my aches & pains. sigh

Felicia said...

I couldn't have said that better myself!

The Alleged Ringleader said...

Your twitters during the speech were killing me. I absolutely loved them and ws thinking the same thing!
I cringed my way through watching and listening.

a wishful thinker said...

Nice comparison. I love that. :]

Dr Zibbs said...

Love it!