Tuesday, October 21, 2008

LOLHouse Season 5, Episode 4

Last week's episode, "Birthmarks", was an ambitious one that brought Wilson back into House's life for at least an hour between Target commercials. That meant the medical aspect was completely secondary--or maybe thirdary--to explaining how House and Wilson met and also giving House the chance to wreck the funeral of the man who may or may not have been his father. The scene where Wilson explains the first time he met House was a bit contrived because of course the officer who just arrested you on an outstanding warrant would like to hear a delightful fable from your past. But it did make their relationship (sorry TVGuide...I'll be damned if I call it a bromance) a bit more complex since it was apparently House who came to Wilson's rescue the first time, bailing him out of jail for getting into a bar fight with...a mirror.

Anyway, between that and House discovering that his mom was totally banging the neighbor so the guy who grounded him every summer wasn't his real dad, there weren't a lot of minutes left for the patient, who was also looking for her real parents. Instead of a tearful reunion, she learned that they tried to kill her as a baby because that's what Chinese people do with spare infants. The bad news? Your parents kind of suck. The good news? Think of all the money you'll save on long distance phone calls.

Episode 4: Birthmarks





































26 comments:

Heinous said...

Fantastic! I'm glad I read this before asking Buddha for any favors too.

theloosemoose said...

"Mr. Peanut" Bwa Ha Ha!!!
Thanks for the belly laugh.

Aleksandr said...

Snapshot/caption synopsis is strong. Nicely done.

I'd post more but your word verification is curiously, altoid strong.

SA said...

The House <3 one seriously has me swooning.

Stupid being a girl crap.

Heather said...

I totally noticed that about Cuddy's skirt too!

ronbailey said...

Jeez girl, you made me wake up the kid with all teh laughing. Good works.

emily said...

Lisa Edelstein definitely pissed off a costume designer. I have no idea what happened at the beginning of that scene, I was so engaged in gawping at the tragedy that was that skirt.

Luthy said...

Heehee Cuddy's skirt.

Ahh, thank baby Jesus that LOLHouse is back, hehehe. Gonna go watch the next ep in 6 minutes WOO.

emily said...

I don't even watch House anymore, but this? Was AWESOME.

kelsi said...

i may have said this before, you are providing a great service to humanity.
you could be called a true humanitarian for this work.
also. hugh laurie is lookin' preeeeetty gaunt.

Two Left Feet said...

Who needs to watch House when I can just read your blog? I love it almost as much as House loves Wilson.

emmysuh said...

LOLHouse is back! I'm so glad you commented on Cuddy's skirt because I was going to say something too, although she looked more like a preggers kangeroo to me.

saratogajean said...

A+

I <3 LOL House.

Vanilla said...

Awesome! I don't even watch House (blasphemy, I know), but I never miss an episode of LOLHouse. Sure I probably don't get all of the jokes but that's no different than any other time in my life.

Abby said...

The skirt was SOOO BAD!!

Wonder what (**cough who cough**) she's going to have to do to get the costumer back on her side.

Mommy2lilgems said...

hilarious-I am laughing out loud at work! can't wait to see last night's

Sandi said...

I love LOLHouse!

Ginger said...

Oh how I needed that laugh...

Tara said...

I read your blog and realized that I missed last weeks House. Went on hulu and watched it, you did better than them.

Is it sad that I am happy that Wilson and House are back together?

trigger said...

This is the most perfect execution of "mind ur own beeswax" - ever. I'm just sayin'. Well done.

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Faile said...

Oh hell, I can't breathe! lololololol

Mojito said...

I've been forced to tag you. I deeply apologize. Thank you for your time.

Andy said...

This is your best one so far.

P.O.M. said...

Was I drunk Tuesday night or did Dr. House make a Golden Girls reference?

Roisin said...

Lol you are a total genius! Keep makng these forever!!!