Sunday, February 01, 2009

One Slice of Kurt, Please


Yeah, that's how I roll. Unfortunately, I'll be too nervous during the game to consume any of it, spending the better part of four quarters eating nothing but my own fingernails and quite possibly part of the ottoman, depending on how the game unfolds.

Anyway. Go Cardinals and, of course, My Beloved Kurt Warner.*

* The McFarlane Toy Action Figure company hasn't released an Arizona uni-ed version of K-Dub, probably because everyone assumed that by now he'd be out of the league and spending his days politely asking Phoenix-area children to please get off his lawn. Other than the anachronistic Ramswear, it's a totally accurate representation. And it tastes delicious.**

** No, I did not make it. A friend of mine discovered it at Whole Foods and lovingly presented it to me by placing it on the roof of my car then sending me a text message that said "Hey, I left you a present", a phrase that can either be delightful or horrifying. A tip of the helmet to the Whole Foods bakery staff who selected a garish shade of icing so it looks like the game will be played in my parents' living room, circa 1974.

6 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Booo. Go Steelers.

The Reality of Happily Ever After said...

Nice to see a woman who knows who she wants to win... Specifically the Cardinals!

Astrowahoo said...

I'm a baseball girl myself, currently planning a tattoo that reads, "Varitek makes me swoon," but I spent the football holiday making veggie chili to hold sour cream, cheddar cheese and guacamole - as if an excuse for such tasty decadence were necessary. Imagine my surprise when my first view of Kurt caused a buckle in my knees and a flutter in my stomach. Ok, that could have been the chili. But I had a great time watching the game, and completely understand your feelings for Warner - wowsa.

Paige said...

I am with you on Kurt-- I loved him when he played for StL and was appalled when they let him go. He is a class act for real

lacochran said...

That is a lovely avocado stripe accent.

KT said...

If I wasn't married, a woman, 37 years old, or a mother of two I would propose to you. You crack me up.