Yeah, that's how I roll. Unfortunately, I'll be too nervous during the game to consume any of it, spending the better part of four quarters eating nothing but my own fingernails and quite possibly part of the ottoman, depending on how the game unfolds.
Anyway. Go Cardinals and, of course, My Beloved Kurt Warner.*
* The McFarlane
Toy Action Figure company hasn't released an Arizona uni-ed version of K-Dub, probably because everyone assumed that by now he'd be out of the league and spending his days politely asking Phoenix-area children to please get off his lawn. Other than the anachronistic Ramswear, it's a totally accurate representation. And it tastes delicious.**
** No, I did not make it. A friend of mine discovered it at Whole Foods and lovingly presented it to me by placing it on the roof of my car then sending me a text message that said "Hey, I left you a present", a phrase that can either be delightful or horrifying. A tip of the helmet to the Whole Foods bakery staff who selected a garish shade of icing so it looks like the game will be played in my parents' living room, circa 1974.