Friday, March 20, 2009

I Am A Grownup

I have so many things to do today so obviously I spent my morning drawing a picture of a squirrel with lasers for teeth.

And then fingerpainted it.

And later drew in a mountain of skulls for him to stand on, Vigo the Carpathian-style.

Regular posting--with actual paragraphs and predicates and stuff--will resume shortly, as soon as I stop procrastinating. Or finish coloring my Seamonster pictures. Whichever comes first.

19 comments:

*Akilah Sakai* said...

That's not half bad...

Hey, is he flipping me the bird?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

This is why I get a little shudder when I see a new post from you in my Google Reader.

Oh, and way to bitchslap Brian earlier. That was ace.

SA said...

Clearly this is the only squirrel worth anything in this world.

Phil said...

That squirrel would fit right in here in LA.

Mike said...

We want the Castle of Pain next!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

See, the fact that the lasers are coming from its teeth make that one special squirrel, sister. Most people would expect the eyes, and that's what they'd be focused on.

Then ZAP!!1! White-hot electrified squirrel spit!

Then, if you're a guy, YOUR NUTS ARE HIS!1!

Dan said...

I'd hate to be that squirrel's dentist:

"Now, open wide and--"
BZZZZZZT!

But burying nuts would be a cinch.

Dr Zibbs said...

That's tattoo worthy.

The body embelishment. Not the dwarf.

TheManOfNotts said...

Next time...draw him with his eyes shut...that would be crazy!

IRJessica said...

Just found your blog... you're hilarious!!

Christy said...

All this AND she's an artist!!!

I have a girl crush. lol

BC said...

It's lasers for eyes, not teeth. Fucking amateur.

J-Money said...

akilah sakai: Well, not you personally...

the imaginary reviewer: A shudder in a good way or a shudder in the "should I really walk into this dark basement alone" kind of way?

sa: If he could only be caught and instructed how to use his powers for good.

phil: He's not nearly thin enough, although with the right pair of oversized sunglasses...

mike: And then the throne of blood, which means that Vigo probably had some serious dry cleaning bills.

glavin q. heisenberg: EXACTLY. You'd expect the lasers to come from his eyes and then BAM, you've been incinerated by his bicuspids.

dan: I think Squirrel Dentistry is the only major more ridiculous than my own theatre degree.

dr. zibbs: You know, I've considered it. Perhaps on my inner thigh.

themanofnotts: BUT HOW WOULD HE AIM THE LASERS?

irjessica: Awesome! Please keep coming back. Hilarity will ensue.

christy: I can also juggle, tie my shoes, and weep on command.

bc: No, no, NO. The eye-lasers are SO last year. This year, it's all about teeth weapons. I'm on the cutting edge, yo.

Kelsey said...

wow, that IS tattoo-worthy. And Christy, I totally have a girl-crush too...if that makes me a TTMMSB groupie, then so be it!

Dexter Colt said...

Just needs a moose with hand grenades dangling from the antlers and it will be perfect.

Grass Ahn said...

this squirrel is worthy of a name. how about bolum? it's the word verification for this comment. bolum.

Random Real Estate said...

As my friends and I say, being grownup is overrated, so I say embrace it! Then again, maybe that's just what we tell ourselves to justify our juvenile behavior, excessive drinking and inappropriate laughter?

emmysuh said...

Just saw this post and the last one and seriously, I wish I could be there to see how you come up with these ideas. But then again I do about the same thing everyday, so maybe it's a good thing we don't hang our or before you know there'd an army of dogs wearing Snuggies and murals of squirrels painted everywhere.

menanddevils said...

I hope BC doesn't stand for British Columbia, because that snatch-mouth does not represent the general level of intelligence here in the Great White. No one has lazers FOR eyes. That would be absurd.
(Look, I'm defending your honour. Vis à vis the lazer toothed squirrel.)