Thursday, March 19, 2009

ProTip

For a more flattering silhouette, cinch your Snuggie with a belt you probably purchased from the clearance area of Wet Seal, accessorizing with a mid-morning adult beverage filled to the brim and liberally garnished with your own endless tears.

If this photograph could speak, it would say "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to Snuggie".

40 comments:

The Lily said...

Or "I'm just a fifth level sorcerer alcoholic tryin' to get mah groove on."

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

I like it. It says "Yeah, I'm a Jedi, but I'm not always on duty".

ballerinatoes said...

Beautiful.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Schweet!

Paying homage to the Smurf crew.

Perhaps you know J-Money, but what color does a Smurf turn if it's being choked?

Summer said...

Sort of Friar Tuck-ish..

snarkyrunner said...

I have been reading for a while and never commented... until now. Your snuggie obsession makes me giggle. A LOT. I love it. I'm glad you've found something to entertain and love so much :-)

Ethan said...

Snuggie LARPing is gonna be huge.

Heard it here first, people.

Anonymous said...

Did you ever hear of the .....Skanklet? It's the better version of the snuggie.

Soda and Candy said...

You look like a fashionable yet alcholic monk.

Good work! I wish I had a Snuggie. Guess I'll have to settle for a regular old arm-trapping blanket...

los_tartist said...

Dooode! Snuggies are perfect for happy-hour patio wear! I don't know why I haven't thought of it before. you're truly an innovator.

Dan said...

Blue monk robes?

It can only mean the KLF has mobilized once again.

Maxie said...

very stylish

Brent said...

Oh right, as if I didn't love you enough already.

inflammatory writ said...

Everything, and I mean everything, is better with a martini.

RazZDoodle said...

When did you join Heaven's Gate?

JerseySjov said...

if the twitter i saw earlier today is not a fake, christopher walken owns a snuggie.

amtc said...

I love that movie!!

amindinmotown said...

You look like a monk.

menanddevils said...

And here comes the shamWOW guy to wipe those tears away with a shammy even more absorbent than the leading competitors. MeowWOW.

Random Real Estate said...

Nice Julia Roberts Hugh Grant quote...was that Notting Hill? I can't seem to remember...oh well.
Just thought I'd leave a note that I am enjoying your blog.

Anonymous said...

You're almost ready for the symposium; just get yourself a penis and it'll be go time.

Drunk and Offensive said...

You show a lot of potential to complete my medieval Franciscan monk fetish. Do you have bowstaff skills as well?

Jessica said...

I think you look like one of the 7 dwarfs. You should keep this around for Halloween.

Scottsdale Girl said...

Throw some cinnamon buns on your ears and you my dear are Princess Leia

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Anonymous said...

dayam don't play coy you sexified dungeons and dragons mistress

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Angela said...

Also kinda looks like a Jedi getup

Mike said...

I thought 'Jedi' right away also.

Paula (MN) said...

Chicago is having a "snuggie pub crawl" in April.

BC said...

Wow. It's Obi Winehouse Kenobi.

Christy said...

That's hot. I didn't realize you were so fashion-forward...what a trendsetter! I gotta get me one of those!!!

LiLu said...

OMG we are the same person! I LOVE my Snuggie!

http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/02/one-in-which-i-am-officially-biggest.html

Brian said...

The "I've given up trying to be attractive, now I'm just focused on ease of maintenance" haircut goes great with your Snuggie!

J-Money said...

Yes, Brian, and it's a great match for your "I've given up on trying to leave a witty or entertaining comment, now I'm just focused on being a cockdragon" attitude.

Perfectly Shelly said...

I commented too late. I thought Star Wars the minute I saw you, but couldn't think of what they were CALLED. Jedi, that's it!!

But other, more clever people, beat me to it by knowing the Star Wars Lingo first thing.

Oh, you tell BRIAN.....give him what for.

In a few hours I'm sure I'll think of a more stinging comment for him......

Sarah said...

LMAO!! My husband's company reps the snuggie! They're one of his biggest clients.

harper & beatrix said...

hi.

i know there's a lot going on in this picture, but my first thought was that i love your haircut.

~beatrix

Deidre said...

What else do you have up those sleeves?

mrs. mary mack said...

hilarious!!!!!

lacochran said...

Love the angry model expression. Tres chic!