Comments on The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy: Workout Summary #3

But sometimes I just focus on wishing that the stu...

2008-07-07T10:45:53.119-04:00

But sometimes I just focus on wishing that the stuff her customers buy just spontaneously catch fire when taken out of the shopping bags.

Man, I'm like...reading all your posts. You are a ...

2008-07-07T10:40:45.152-04:00

Man, I'm like...reading all your posts. You are a genius writer. You should definitely put a book together, I'd buy.

Yes, it's true that people hate others who do much better then them. There's a woman at my job who work ethic and attitude is on par only with SpongeBob Squarepants.

She's a salesperson, eagle-eyed pursuing every customer, completely rude and ignorant when addressing other employees. But she sells, hundred and thousands of dollars worth of merchandise every day. I rack my brains trying to figure out how she does it.

Venn Diagrams make everything funnier.

2008-03-07T15:52:38.086-05:00

Venn Diagrams make everything funnier.

I know exactly what you mean about a sports archri...

2008-03-05T21:18:08.831-05:00

I know exactly what you mean about a sports archrival--for me, it was the guy 2 inches taller and one year older than me in basketball, that I could never quite beat. Hate that guy! haha.

I have been trying to figure out where I can store...

2008-03-05T17:59:30.975-05:00

I have been trying to figure out where I can store my condoms on my person while I run. Now I know I need a vest. A VEST! So simple.

Thank you.

HAHAHA I love your diagrams and this post was grea...

2008-03-05T16:53:44.228-05:00

HAHAHA I love your diagrams and this post was great!

You and your Venn diagrams make me so happy. And ...

2008-03-05T13:50:29.192-05:00

You and your Venn diagrams make me so happy. And by "happy" I mean "make me laugh for 10 minutes".

emily: Actually, my blog is stalking you. Hi! fel...

2008-03-05T13:35:59.430-05:00

emily: Actually, my blog is stalking you. Hi!

felicia: He DID sound Beckified! Of course, David Beckham sounds like the Geico lizard. Also- I love Danny Noriega and his piss poor attitude. For real.

reluctant runner: But you are so much prettier and more awesome than me!

jiminy: Welcome back to the internets! We missed you! Also, I hope that "karma will pay you back" line wasn't a threat... :)

J-Money, I've been without internet for days now a...

2008-03-05T07:49:15.808-05:00

J-Money, I've been without internet for days now and i come back and there's five awesome posts from you... So rad.
I had a running nemesis in school too. He was in the year above me, but was the same age as me so had competed with all us kids in the year below him (which I figure is cheating anyways)
I find out now that he's living in some Shitsville with his partner, has bad symbolic tattoos and is an aspiring dancer.

Karma will pay you back shortly J Money.

J-Money, if it's any consolation, I hate you for r...

2008-03-04T22:37:35.823-05:00

J-Money, if it's any consolation, I hate you for running so much faster and blogging so much funnier than me. Or I would hate you if your blog didn't make me laugh so much. Thanks!

So I know you love AI, and I can't post this on my...

2008-03-04T20:13:53.794-05:00

So I know you love AI, and I can't post this on my own blog because one of my friends knows Luke Menard. SO...did he really just sing Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go??? Him and his David Beckham singing voice need to go-go. I know, that was a stupid joke.

** And handcrafted butterfly fixtures. I miss that...

2008-03-04T18:19:31.928-05:00

** And handcrafted butterfly fixtures. I miss that house.

p.s. I've begun stalking your blog.

p.p.s. If I ran 16 8 minute miles, my lungs would spontaneously evacuate. (After which, you could tell your AN of my sad plight and she'd be moved to donate one of hers, solving your problem. Ta da.)

brookem: Well I--watermelon...mmmm.birdwatching: Y...

2008-03-04T16:31:06.814-05:00

brookem: Well I--watermelon...mmmm.

birdwatching: Your monkey sacrifices will dovetail nicely with my annual burning pyre construction. We were meant to be.

katie: Best of luck in your 1st 1/2! Please keep me posted...

collette: Running is a disease. Or is it like bad medicine? Either way, sometimes it would be nice to shake it.

hollywood: Oooh, new bloggy! Actually hadn't seen that one, but now I'm hooked.

surviving: Yes. We'll car pool.

hot librarian: Oh yes. And butterfly stained glass doors and an original Warhol and a rampant F. Scott Fitzgerald obsession.

** should also mention sleigh beds.

2008-03-04T15:24:54.332-05:00

** should also mention sleigh beds.

if there is a race on tatooine, can i come?

2008-03-04T14:24:32.730-05:00

if there is a race on tatooine, can i come?

"please don't get cakester on the doll" Oh man, y...

2008-03-04T13:20:55.248-05:00

"please don't get cakester on the doll"

Oh man, you KILL me. Another great post. Loved the charts. I imagine you've already seen the blog Indexed, but just in case, here's the link: http://indexed.blogspot.com/

Ooh, you're a runner? I used to run cross country...

2008-03-04T13:20:34.546-05:00

Ooh, you're a runner? I used to run cross country in high school, but I stopped after graduation and have been kind of an athletic slacker since. After running on the beach in San Diego I swore I'd take up the sport again, but that lasted for about 1 week.

Hilarious! And just to make you feel better, I'm t...

2008-03-04T12:21:33.051-05:00

Hilarious! And just to make you feel better, I'm training for a half marathon (pretty new to this whole running thing), and currently I can only maintain a 10-min mile. You'd kick my ass any day!

well, you have about 12 or 13 miles on me, so i do...

2008-03-04T11:40:41.318-05:00

well, you have about 12 or 13 miles on me, so i dont think you're doing so bad!

kaeti: Our continued amusement at the Ice Capades ...

2008-03-04T11:23:25.261-05:00

kaeti: Our continued amusement at the Ice Capades of the Elderly means that we'll both be spending our golden years with pelvises that shatter if we blink too hard. Oh, and people will laugh about it.

nancypearlwannabe: And I plan on running them into the ground on future posts, culminating with a Venn diagram showing my blog as the overlap between "helpful illustration" and "totally obnoxious excuse for poor narrative skills".

mickey: No, you are soooo much prettier.

vanilla: I just made the meanest face and pointed it in your general direction.

Wow, she sounds really cool. Does she have a blog...

2008-03-04T10:52:31.098-05:00

Wow, she sounds really cool. Does she have a blog that I could read instead of this one?

This was just great. You have to know that.Just so...

2008-03-04T10:28:31.067-05:00

This was just great. You have to know that.

Just so you know, you are prettier than me, probably smarter than me, and 8:04 for 16 is something I aspire to. What I'm saying is you are at the center of my Venn diagram. That poor sucker that keeps finishing third behind you likely agrees.

I love the Venn diagrams so much. So much.

2008-03-04T10:20:47.688-05:00

I love the Venn diagrams so much. So much.

I laughed when I saw an old person slip on ice the...

2008-03-04T09:49:15.569-05:00

I laughed when I saw an old person slip on ice the other day. I would feel bad about it, but they were probably a total douchenozzle and had it coming...

Birdwatching: I use "douche" as a prefix for almos...

2008-03-04T09:24:04.036-05:00

Birdwatching: I use "douche" as a prefix for almost any noun you can think of. Douchepockets. Douchequiche. Douchebreaker. These are the kinds of things that fill my day.

Also, I think we would be friends in real life.